NO TEASE , IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT HIT THE ROAD !!!!!!!!!!!!! IF UR LOOKI'N FOR FUN..........BABY,YOU FOUND ME !!!!!!!!!!!!! I can do most any thing. pour concrete install carpet ceramic tile electric work vinal siding. I am just a simple guy , no high maintainence , I do know how to pamper a lady if given the chance I can play the piano with my feet.......as long as it is a player piano ^____^ I am a clock fan , I have several of them , my father , rest his soul , got me started....I am a lot like him in many ways , he taught me how to be polite , teasure what you have , seek what you desire , and the most important to me , BE ON TIME! My Mother , Rest her soul ,taught me how to cook , do laundry , and all domestic things that are valuable in life , last , but not at all least , my Gradmother who just turned 95 and can still to this day put both legs under her butt has given me so much love during all my losses , guides me and advises me about how this world is today. I try my best to pass on her wisdom to my kids and hope they will follow in our families foot steps. I am down to earth but I do like to have fun in life. WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR ?? My favorite colors are Black and White .........almost forgot to mention this...I DO NOT LEAVE MY WHISKERS IN THE SINK WHEN FINISHED SHAVING !! HOW DO ALL THE CLOTHES GET TURNED INSIDE OUT IN THE WASHING MACHINE ? DO YOU SAY WASH OR WARSH ? EXIT STAGE LEFT ! WHAT IS UP WITH THE SIDE WAYS PICTURES ??????? THINK ABOUT THIS JUST FOR A MOMENT....HOLD ON TIGHT TO WHAT YOU HAVE, BECAUSE IN A BLINK IT CAN BE GONE......THOSE WHO STARE AT THE PAST , HAVE THEIR BACKS TURNED TO THE FUTURE...........LEFT HANDED PEOPLE ARE IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND SINCE THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN CONTROLS THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR FUNCTIONS.......HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAYONAISE CAKE OR AN ONION PANCAKE , OR HOME MADE EGG DUMPLINGS .......MOST OF ALL HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANYONE WHO WORSHIPS THE GROUND YOU WALK ON ? I DO NOT CHEAT , MY EX DONE THAT TO ME , THAT IS WHY I AM DIVORCED ! NEVER DID NEVER WILL AND WILL NOT TOLERATE IT !!!! I still listen to vinal records ........CLOUDS STEAL THE SUNSHINE.......... A Real man can cry and not worry about it , men are human , well some of us are too! OH YA , I PUT THE SEAT DOWN WHEN DONE !!!!! another one of my favorites , SLIPPERY WHEN WET ! MOST OF ALL , IF YOU HAVE A PIC , MAKE SURE YOU NOTE WHO YOU ARE IN IT !!!!!!!!!!! iT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!LEFT RIGHT MIDDLE? IF YOUR NOT SINGLE NOT LOOKING WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR ? OR WITHIN 75 MILES , WHATS THE POINT ?? MMMMMMMM? Remember Saturday mornings ......cartoons , had to get up and change the channle ? T.V. stood on legs ? black and white tv ? cracking walnuts ? OR , any of you chicks remember seeing a tape sprewed along the highway? 8-Track ? Smoke comes off my rear tires, no side way engine for me ! WHAT IS WITH THE RESTROOM PICS ??